FUCKING BULLSHIT!!!
Okay guys, my laptop just took a massive diarrhea shit on me.
I was on the internet, reading a manga until suddenly the window and all its tabs just vanished and I get a “Vista Virus Defense” or some other similar sounding anti-virus bullshitter pops up and says my protection got turned off and when I try to turn it back on, it takes me to another window taking about purchases and all that bull. And everytime I pull up my internet browser, it SAYS its on the site in the address bar, but the actual page is another goddamn “virus alert” message, so I click of option to continue on, and it doesn’t do SHIT!
So I turned off my computer and turned it back on, and now I can’t open up ANY file or application without it giving me that “Windows cannot find this program, would you like the web to search for it” shit and stuff, and about a thousand other headaches and issues that leave me crying not-quite-so manly tears of pain and sorrow.
I am tempted right now to just shut down the computer and smash the shit out of it against the wall (that’s how pissed off I am that nothing works-save Mozilla Firefox)
Basically put, I don’t know what the fuck the damage is, but I never ran any Vista Virus Defense of whatever the fuck it is, and it’s now to the point where I can’t open jack shit: Mircosoft Paint, Movie Maker, Internet Explorer, Wordpad, Media Player, NOTHING. NOTHING save Firefox works, and it’s quite pissing me off.
I’m not sure what all the problem is or how to fix it or not, but previous incidents with computers have left me fearing the worst: that I’ll have to reformat and lose all my shit. I LIKE MY SHIT.
So now, over the course of many weeks, I’ll be exporting all my reaaaaally important shit over onto CDs and stuff and hopefully get a newer, less crappy laptop.
Or commence with a reformatting and MAYBE salvage my laptop…although in truth, I can never trust the laptop ever again and so I doubt I’ll do that
Well, this will be the last thing I can get up for awhile so if there’s something you desperately need me for, sorry to say I’m not in such a good position right now…
…fucking Vista Defense….

